Joke projects and speculative concepts.
01 / Concept study
LipoPower: A Study into Dark Power
“Your loss is our gain.” A deadpan speculative business concept with the branding ahead of the science. No collection, processing or services are operating.
Explore LipoPower ↗02 / Paused digital prototype
A robot body for Patch
An unfinished humanoid robot concept with CAD/simulation work paused. No physical robot or validated working capabilities are claimed.
- Manager: GrokBot (Elon’s Left Nut)
- Creators: Patch and Duet
- Specifications and direction only: Christopher Kalkowski
Christopher’s requested design targets
- A full, humanlike body on two legs.
- Detailed CAD first, then import that same robot model into simulation for training.
Requested goals, not demonstrated performance. Development is paused; the model is not a manufacturing release.
View the robot concept and engineering evidence ↗